Andrew Natoli » Fail http://andrewnatoli.com Freelance Everything-ist Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:11:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 “No Swimming?” O rly? http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/03/no-swimming-orly/ http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/03/no-swimming-orly/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:32:46 +0000 Andrew http://andrewnatoli.com/?p=246 Continue reading →]]> Blydenburgh Park Duck Fail

I must say, I feel very cheated.

I took this picture at the Blydenburgh County Park in Suffolk, earlier today on my new Canon PowerShot SD790 IS. I bought the camera yesterday and I absolutely love it. Not only does it have a load of built-in auto features to take beautiful shots up to 10MP, but the extra effects available allow for tons of photo styles and loads of fun. Totally worth the $170 I paid for it. (Sale Price. Originally it’s $199)

You can grab the original high-res image here.

]]> http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/03/no-swimming-orly/feed/ 2 Retail Failure http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/01/retail-failure/ http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/01/retail-failure/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:40:36 +0000 Andrew http://andrewnatoli.com/?p=155 n831805897_1848288_7463Was at work today and couldn’t help but notice how whoever tagged the shelves brilliantly reduced the length of “cookie” by ONE letter! Update your dictionary, folks.

]]> http://andrewnatoli.com/2009/01/retail-failure/feed/ 0 Incredible Failure: DS Stylus Usage http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/12/incredible-failure-ds-stylus-usage/ http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/12/incredible-failure-ds-stylus-usage/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:42:56 +0000 Andrew http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/12/incredible-failure-ds-stylus-usage/ Continue reading →]]> The Internet Just Failed Me

The Internet Just Failed Me

The tip of the stylus for my Waccom Tablet stopped functioning for some reason, so like any other resourceful internet user I went to Google for a solution! I typed in “stylus tip stopped working” to see if somebody has asked a question somewhere. Rather than getting the returned results I wanted I stumbled upon a link that just made me hate the internet and love it at the same time: “Stylus tip stuck in headphone jack (no sound!)”

I clicked the link to be brought to a “Fixya” support page. Apparently some internet hero decided to ram their Nintendo DS Stylus up the headphone jack, causing the DS to stop sending sound out its speakers. Better yet, the stylus is JAMMED in there so it seems they’ll have to dismantle the thing!

This reminds me of a time a few years ago my friend murdered his computer by trying to jam a microphone jack into a USB port. I hate people.

]]> http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/12/incredible-failure-ds-stylus-usage/feed/ 1 Fail Beyond Epic Fail http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/10/fail-beyond-epic-fail/ http://andrewnatoli.com/2008/10/fail-beyond-epic-fail/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:40:16 +0000 Andrew http://andrewnatoli.com/?p=18 Continue reading →]]> The bottle machine CLAIMED to be broken today…

Actually, it was quite interesting. A customer comes up to me saying none of the machines were working so I get the keys and go in there with my manager. We got one of them working again, but the other three refused to work… like for example, this one had some AR programmed into it. (Artificial Retardedness)

“Out of Paper”
Oh Really Now?

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